Tiger

When I first heard that Tiger Woods had cheated on his hot as shit wife I was like, “Damn Tiger”… then they started showing who the girls were and I was like, “Daaamn Tiger… good for you!”

Now the count is up to like 12 hot women. He has his own calendar. I think it is funny that even the mistresses are pissed that they were be cheated on.

People say they are so disappointed in him that they won’t watch him anymore. Really? I can’t wait to watch him. Will he be that much more focused? Will he be less confident and great? Does not getting pussy make Tiger miss putts?

Really? Cheating on your wife makes you no longer a great golfer? You can’t admire his achievements because he wasn’t faithful? Martin Luther King Jr. cheated on his Coretta Scott a ton- does that mean that the truths of non-violence and racial equality are no longer valid cuz he was hittin strange?

I bet that of all the people he had to convince of the principals of non violence- none was more directly beneficial to King’s health and safety than for his wife to follow them.

I think Tiger Woods will be fine down the road. He is the best ever at getting himself out of a bad lie. (There it is- the punny golf joke.)

Somebody asked me if Tiger was to ask me what to do what advice would I give him. Ummm, just keep doing what you been doing. It seems to be working fine. If lying to your wife and having sex with tons of hot girls contributes to you being the best golfer ever- then keep that shit up.

Women generally think he is a bastard. But let’s be realistic. He is Tiger Woods. He is great looking, a mega superstar, has more money than most of us can even imagine… He is a magnet for women. The hottest women possible. To think that he isn’t going to cheat eventually is just not realistic.

I love my wife very much and have never cheated on her- but there are times on the road where I am horny, alone and masturbating to porn. The porn stars that I am doing that to, are coming up to Tiger and offering them selves five times a day. It is easy to turn down a hook up if it is offered two or three times a year… but five times a day, every day? Come on- let’s be honest, there are women I would fuck ON TOP of my wife. But that option just isn’t a reality. For Tiger it is.

This just goes to show you women. No matter how hot you are- you have to continue to fuck your man like you did when you got him. It doesn’t have to be every day like then- but you gotta bring that five times in two days mentality with ya at least a few times a year. Sorry- that is just how men think and are programmed.

If your man has had to ask for his last ten blow jobs- then he can be lured… it is not just about the sex, it is about the attraction and the energy. Sorry- I don’t make the rules, that is natural selection at work.

Women seem to fail to realize how hot and sexy they are in so many different ways. Men, you have two options if you are going to be married. Cheat on your wife- or learn to embrace masturbation and realize that some stretches the best sex you are going to have is masturbating to sex you used to have.