It was very, very scary. Sesame Street was just like real life. There was a riot. Apparently, there was a lot of racial tension because the characters had different colored fur. You see a cop was arresting Grover for vagrancy and beat him up pretty bad. It's just another ex- ample of "the man" keeping a puppet down.
Anyway, Cookie Monster and the other blue-furred characters took to the streets (the Sesame Streets). Pretty soon furs of all colors were involved. Mr. Hooper’s store was looted. Oscar got himself a big screen TV…. He’s not so grouchy anymore. In fact, he got home to the trashcan in plenty of time to watch himself stealing it on the eleven o’clock news.
At the trial, the puppets all blamed their childhood. Turns out Snuffalupagus was adopted. He’s not related to George Stephanopolous, or any other Greek, which was commonly assumed; but actually, he is the illegitimate offspring of King Kong and Dumbo. And when the other Snuffalupagi found out about this, they wouldn’t let him join in their Snuffalupagi games.
Cookie Monster, the symbol of bulimic children of all ages, shocked everyone by admitting to purging off camera after his signature binges.
Big Bird claimed to be traumatized by his premature balding. He said he’d tried everything. He combed his feathers from the side up over the bald spot. He even tried that yellow spray paint in to make his feathers look more full. The other guys at the birdbath gave him endless hell. As a result, his confidence with the "chicks" plummeted.
Kermit was pissed because he had just been thrown out of the Navy. He had announced that he and Gonzo were lovers, so they kicked him out on his gay frog ass. (Yeah, I realize Gonzo is from the Muppets. It was a dream, so lay off.)
Why can’t all the different puppets just get along? Aren’t they all made from the same fabric? Some dream, huh? I have got to quit falling asleep while I’m watching PBS.
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Anyway, Cookie Monster and the other blue-furred characters took to the streets (the Sesame Streets). Pretty soon furs of all colors were involved. Mr. Hooper’s store was looted. Oscar got himself a big screen TV…. He’s not so grouchy anymore. In fact, he got home to the trashcan in plenty of time to watch himself stealing it on the eleven o’clock news.
At the trial, the puppets all blamed their childhood. Turns out Snuffalupagus was adopted. He’s not related to George Stephanopolous, or any other Greek, which was commonly assumed; but actually, he is the illegitimate offspring of King Kong and Dumbo. And when the other Snuffalupagi found out about this, they wouldn’t let him join in their Snuffalupagi games.
Cookie Monster, the symbol of bulimic children of all ages, shocked everyone by admitting to purging off camera after his signature binges.
Big Bird claimed to be traumatized by his premature balding. He said he’d tried everything. He combed his feathers from the side up over the bald spot. He even tried that yellow spray paint in to make his feathers look more full. The other guys at the birdbath gave him endless hell. As a result, his confidence with the "chicks" plummeted.
Kermit was pissed because he had just been thrown out of the Navy. He had announced that he and Gonzo were lovers, so they kicked him out on his gay frog ass. (Yeah, I realize Gonzo is from the Muppets. It was a dream, so lay off.)
Why can’t all the different puppets just get along? Aren’t they all made from the same fabric? Some dream, huh? I have got to quit falling asleep while I’m watching PBS.
Email me your opinion: Tom@TomSimmons.net
BY TOM SIMMONS AND COSTAKI ECONOMPOULOS
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